Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna