Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna