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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

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An entrepruner.

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Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna