Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

What did they say about the guy who woke up and jerked off on his alarm clock every day?

He always came on time.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.