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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

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Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna