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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit