Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

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Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

So that he can sneak up on mice!

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit