Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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"I didn't wake up this morning..."

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An entrepruner.

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Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit