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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What's a glow worms favourite song?

Wake me up before you glow glow!

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon