What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

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Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.