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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

What's Darth Vader's least favorite temperature?

Luke warm. im sorry

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon