What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.