What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon