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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

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What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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You poke poke poker face

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.