Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.