Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.