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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.