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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What's this?

Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us