Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What is the best anti-joke you know?

Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!