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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.