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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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What's the deal with airplane peanuts?

I mean, seriously, are they seeing anyone?

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...