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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many husbands have I had?

You mean apart from my own

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

Lit Jokes More Lit Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

Bad Enemy Jokes More Bad Enemy Jokes

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What's a Christians worst enemy?

Logic.