Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why doesn't Pac-Man use Twitter?

Because he doesn't like being followed.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...