Lit Jokes

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.