A garbage truck. I'm sorry.
People got lit and turnt.
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Allah take the flight controls
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
He needed a place to crash.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
Jesus, take the wheel!
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
A rubbish bin!
A Ferris wheel.
Battle Royale with cheese.
It caused a revolution.
The wheels. They are always tired.
They're wheels.
Meals on wheels.
She wanted to rock and roll
Meals on wheels
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Because women are at the wheel.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
The wheel
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
He thought it had a lot of potential.
They think they are in a pickle.
Their last big hit was The Wall.
The steering wheel.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head
God supports everything.
We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts
A flat miner
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Frosted Flakes
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
A Ferris Wheel.
