Because the prick's behind the wheel
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A garbage truck. I'm sorry.
Meals on Wheels
People got lit and turnt.
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
Meals on wheels
T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.
Because Jesus took the wheel.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Allah take the flight controls
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Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.
He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel
He needed a place to crash.
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
The car and the bus both have wheels.
A dead school bus!
Jesus, take the wheel!
The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.
Meals on wheels...
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.
The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.
He just didn't have the wheel to live.
Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.
A rubbish bin!
A Ferris wheel.
Battle Royale with cheese.
It caused a revolution.
The wheels. They are always tired.
They're wheels.
Meals on wheels.
She wanted to rock and roll
A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.
Because women are at the wheel.
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
The wheel
Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"
You park your car, man.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
They both fly, except for the mole...
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Do you know how to drive this thing
100$ bill
His shoulder.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Because he had a javelin through his head.
Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
