How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.