How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese?

Alfredo

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What English King invented the fireplace?

Alfred the grate!

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."