Improve Jokes

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Transportation Jokes More Transportation Jokes

What is the pope's favorite mode of transportation?

A mitre-cycle!

What is a Car in the U.S.?

A mode of transportation.

Suggestion Jokes More Suggestion Jokes

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!