Improve Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How do you get Reddit to improve their search function?

Have CNN report on how bad it is

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

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YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

The letter "D"!

Why did the Mexican...... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila!... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

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What do you call jokes that belong to everyone?

R/Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)