Improve Jokes

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Orthodontist Jokes More Orthodontist Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Fajita Jokes More Fajita Jokes

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do I look for in a girl?

Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.