What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.