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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

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Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."