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Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

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What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

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How do you get 1000 cows into a barn?

Hold a bingo!!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"