Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2