Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO