Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Why did we skip windows 9?

Because 7 8 9 I'm so sorry

Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word?

Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"