Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What did the frozen scientist say?

It's fine, I'm 0K

What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

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Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

EA

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"