Because 12 13 14!
Misspell the paunch line.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Look for the comments that just say "huh "
There were no jokes in the Post.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Because they're a diamond dozen
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Cuz it has another 1
11, because it has another one.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
Sushi bars and stop signs.
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
A *smaugasbord*.