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Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

The Republican presidential candidates.

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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He loves major keys.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

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