11 Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What's DJ Khaleds favourite number?

11, because it has another one

What's DJ Khalid's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What's the difference between Tim Howard and Jesus?

Jesus had 11 guys he could depend on.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Because 7, 10, 11.

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

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What does the funeral director say to the 11am service goers?

Mournin'

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

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Yale Jokes More Yale Jokes

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common?

They got into Yale.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the Japanese police force?

Kawaii Five-0

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Dj Khaled Favorite Number Jokes More Dj Khaled Favorite Number Jokes

What's DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11, because it has another one.

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

Homer Simpson Jokes More Homer Simpson Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro