Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.