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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.