Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Who's there! Clare! Clare who?

Clare your throat before you speak!