Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.