Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What's red and green and spins round &amp round &amp round?

A frog in a blender.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.