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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Piggy Jokes More Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Miss Piggy Jokes More Miss Piggy Jokes

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.