Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.