Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because 7 ate 9 out
When it's broke.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
A centipede with athlete's foot!
He was relieved of doodie.
A laxative.
A pocket watch.
A private investigator.
The letter C.
It was 2 tired...
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesn't make it a leg.
She counts the legs, and divides by 4.
For playing wom
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.
Any 4 numbers in a row.
