Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Between us, something smells!
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
The specific ocean.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
They're two-tired.
Because the captain stood on the deck.
They couldn't keep a beet.
We can still be brother and sister.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Feed it laxatives.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
