Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
Sandy
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Because Jesus saves.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
May the force be with you just like every other day because they have no concept of our Gregorian calendar.
I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
I replied "It's hard to keep track."
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
A. In the pages of a romance novel.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
Feed it laxatives.
In piggy banks.
