Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
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There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
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Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.
Because he did all his work pro bonobo
By selling your guitar.
He wanted sweet and sour pork!
Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag
A vegetable soup
It's made from scratch
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
Ate something.
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