Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Nowhere! He just stuck around!
A stick.
The ova achiever
On a plane.
Every time she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
Poop-ease
He was relieved of doodie.
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
