Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
Goat Stimulator
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Yakmanninov
Cos(play)
A. Because of their loco motives
A. A diplo-croak-us.
On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)
Bach to work!
They are both generators (jenner-rater)
Netflix and chili
In piggy banks.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Kermit's fingers
Kermit's undivided