Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.
There was a frog in her throat.
Because she had a frog in her throat.
Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
She couldn't stand making Kermitments
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.
The Boston Celtics
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
In the Piggy bank
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
I said, "Piggy"
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
Because it's eight more.
You can't get pregnant during '69.
Money's tight these days!
Stick? BARK!
Pro Life Tips.
They use astro knots.
Coink! Coink!
Feed it laxatives.
X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words
For the pleasure of the audiophiles.
He could not get past the tree!
With a cowculator.
