Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!