Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!