Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!