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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!