Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!