Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.