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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.