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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.