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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!