Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.