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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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He was Seoul searching.

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It has Seoul.

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It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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Your sole is mine!

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Because it's a Finnish hymn.