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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from Seoul?

Korea driven.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.