What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!