What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What do you call 'looking for a Korean'?

Seoul searching

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Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!