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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

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Why is Kim Jong-Un so bad?

He has no Seoul

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!