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South Korea Jokes

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some Seoul searching.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.