How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

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Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.