Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

How do you call a corn that is unique?

A unicorn.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!