Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!