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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!