Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What did the corn say when it was complimented?

Aww, shucks!

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...