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Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

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Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...