What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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Because their drivers keep crashing.

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.