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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common?

They both have hops.

What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!