What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver