Because they're bad conductors.
Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!
Hop in.
Because they can only semi retire.
He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now
Oh, gosh!
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
I'm swimming here!
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
Because there is no driver up there.
Driver
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
A screwdriver
Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
Sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Wait until he's finished.
Just wait. They'll tell you.
Fast Food!!!...
Oat couture
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
A crashing bore.
Crashing boars.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Arrr make tea
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...
