Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

Take away it's drivers license.

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Stop Sign Jokes More Stop Sign Jokes

Why did you crash into that stop sign?

Motorist: I was only following orders.

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Why did the cab driver get a divorce?

Because he had a fare.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.