Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

How do you electrocute a blonde?

Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences