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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".