Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.