Because they're bad conductors.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Because they're good at picking their drivers.
He was accused of wreckless driving.
He was a bad conductor.
Because he was charged with battery.
Because it had a bad conductor.
He had served his sentence.
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "