Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Bad Conductor Jokes More Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man.

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.