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Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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A screwdriver

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

Because their schedules are so flexible.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans?

Bullet train!