Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Electric Chair Jokes More Electric Chair Jokes

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Schedule Jokes More Schedule Jokes

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

Bullet Train Jokes More Bullet Train Jokes

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"