Bad Conductor Jokes

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

He was a bad conductor.

Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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Why was the bullet train behind schedule?

Because it had a bad conductor.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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Women should be first.

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The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

When is the best time to schedule a Dentist Appointment?

2:30 (Tooth Hurty)

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What profession does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Driver

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Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.