Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Klondike Bar say to Jesus?

What would you do?

What was Jesus's least favorite bone?

The blasfemur

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud