Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.