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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What do you get when you cross Batman with Mountain Dew?

Dew diligance

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives