Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows