Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station

When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.