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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines?

A greydient

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?

Me: Doesn't matter, just get out.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!