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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Armadillo Jokes More Armadillo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.