What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you get if you cross a pond with snowshoes?

Wet.

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Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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A roll model

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.