What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model