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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

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Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.