What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.