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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Why was the doctor stressed?

He was losing his patients

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What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

E.Coli Jokes More E.Coli Jokes

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli