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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

E.Coli Jokes More E.Coli Jokes

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli