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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

School Jokes More School Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

E.Coli Jokes More E.Coli Jokes

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli