Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

E.Coli Jokes More E.Coli Jokes

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli