Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli