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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

E.Coli Jokes More E.Coli Jokes

What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli