Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What do you call an alligator that always starts fights?

An instigator!

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What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

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Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

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What is worse to injest than E Coli?

Broc Coli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli