What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING