What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.