What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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What's WRONG with me?

I named 6 things before I realized it was a rhetorical question.

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.