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What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

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How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.