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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16