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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

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Cause they're always dropping beets

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget