Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What do you call a joke that is not funny?

An unfunny joke

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Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!