Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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What was the vegan rock band's first hit?

Lettuce turnip the beet!

Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe.