Knock! Knock! Who's there! Beets! Beets who?

Beets me but I just forgot the joke!

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why does a hummingbird hum?

It forgot the lyrics.

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.