Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch