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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch