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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How do we know JFK was a fan of PDA?

He was all over his wife at the parade

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done?

Thank you very much for honest sharing.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why do waiters like a good Marth player?

He tips well.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts?

He drops it like it's hot.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch