Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch