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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there! C-2! C-2 who?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)