Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Who is the best Native American to have around when you have a cold?

The Hanky chief (Yes this is all my own work, I thank you) No I am not a dad

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)