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Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why don't women tip bartenders?

They don't give a tip because they take the tip.

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch