Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you make apple jelly?

Google maps.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

What is the number 1 rule at a computer bar?

Always tip your server.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Macbook Jokes More Macbook Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)