Always tip your server.
Because the servers are always steaming hot
A wake-tress
At Olive Garden the servers actually work.
All of its servers were busy
When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.
Because the servers cannot be found
404
I don't know, it's not my side work.
Because all of the servers are busy.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Close, Bill, but no cigar!
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals
Pollution.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
About 500 calories.
500 soles were lost.
You get kicked out of the petting zoo.
He gets Tenyear.
Try picking them up!
They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
He dumped his girlfriend.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance
