Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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They're both made up.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

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How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

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Where in the supermarket would you find the Dalai Lama?

Eggs-aisle.

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

How long is a 0 or 1?

Just a little bit.

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Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!