Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

Why is DJ Khaled's favorite number 11?

Cuz it has another 1

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Root Beer Jokes More Root Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

Mary Jane Jokes More Mary Jane Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers?

F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver