Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What do you call a server at a funeral?

A wake-tress

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

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What happens when you provoke an angry redhead?

Ginger snaps.

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.

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Why is the customer service at the Reddit Restaurant so terrible?

Because all of the servers are busy.

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.