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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What did one Redditor say to another?

Removed

How do you make 7 even?

By removing the S

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.