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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

What's the meaning of life?

Why don't you google it?

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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Why did the joke on /r/jokes get removed?

Removed

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life