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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Who gets saved?

America

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

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What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life