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Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

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How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

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In Hertz.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.