Rapper Jokes

Because he's Baroque.

They always forget Tupac.

Waka Flakamole

Where my dogs at?

Sugar Puff Daddy

He got a way with words.

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Because his flows were so sick.

They both want to make it rain.

We throw away the rappers.

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Fo' drizzle.

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Strait out of cotton

Fo' drizzle.

Because no one man should have all that flour.

He kind of blew

Is that to differentiate them from all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture?

Tooth-hurty!

It's mistaken for granite.

Quacker Oats

He likes to go... bearfoot!

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Because they fight knights!

Me: You mean after I die, right

Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Why can't rappers take holidays?

What do rappers like on their burritos?

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

How are music and candy similar?

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

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