Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why can't rappers take holidays?

They always forget Tupac.

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog?

Dr.Dre

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

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How do gangsters receive communications?

Gmail

What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

What do you call it when someone admits to caring about how they dress?

A confashion.