Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

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Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Rapper Jokes

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

Your Age Is Only Math

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

Why do rappers make bad carpenters?

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

Why can't rappers take holidays?

Why do rappers love weed so much?

What do rappers like on their burritos?

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

How do most rappers build a following?

How are music and candy similar?

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Why can't rappers rap about nice things?

Which rapper would you rather bring back from the dead?

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

I Love Pizza & You

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

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