Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit?

Osaka.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.