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Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.