Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

You're an odd fellow

Why does no one like the number 4?

It's too square.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!