Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What did the number 0 say to the number 8?

Nice belt.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"