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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.