What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.