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Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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I want hue.

Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because it's is silent....

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.