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Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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I Love Pizza & You

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

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How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble