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Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

Birthday State of Mind

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Develop Jokes More Develop Jokes

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

European Jokes More European Jokes

What are you in the bathroom?

European

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

Uti Jokes More Uti Jokes

Why do urologists like UTIs?

It means urine business.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm