Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What would be the movie called if it were about you?

You Yourself &amp Urine.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Squawky-talkies!

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

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To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Czechs Mix

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To be put out.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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