What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.