What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!