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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city