What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city