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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine