What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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Who's in charge of all the liquid measurements?

The liter.

Why wasn't meek mills phone working?

Because it wasn't "charged up"

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.