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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.