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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

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Why did you charge me a group rate?

Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.