What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

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What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck