Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How do you call Canadian people?

Unarmed Americans.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

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What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

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What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What is 40ft long and smells like urine?

Line dancing at sun city

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.