Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

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How do People in New Orleans have their beer?

Watered Down

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine