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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

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What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why should you always take at least two Baptists fishing?

Because if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

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What did the PEE CLUB SOCIETY said to me on the taster session?

URINE!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine