Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

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Coloured eggrolls!

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine