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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

Urine

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What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine