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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Why did American football player Michael Vick want to see the film "Top Gun"?

He heard the film had dogfighting scenes

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project?

Yellow Cake

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Urine Jokes More Urine Jokes

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy?

I'm out, urine.

Advise Jokes More Advise Jokes

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine