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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.