What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

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Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit