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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.