What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.