What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What's on your mind?

It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.

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Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.