What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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Which of the American forces is the most patriotic?

The Air Force, because its US AF.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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What's a Korean's favourite take on a traditional British meal?

German Shepherd pie.

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'