What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.