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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Why didn't British explorers dig latrines?

They had pith helmets.

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What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.