Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving