Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving