Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

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What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving