Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get if you cross a cow a French fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving