Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.