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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

British Man Jokes More British Man Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving