Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Dr. Dre

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

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What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup