Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Freedom Rings Jokes More Freedom Rings Jokes

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.