Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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What do you call someone who knows one?

American.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's?

At LMN-tary school!

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.