Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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What can save a dying blonde?

Hair transplants.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?