Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

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One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states.