Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Kung Pao Chicken Jokes More Kung Pao Chicken Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

America Jokes More America Jokes

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

Who gets saved?

America

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What do you call an American late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami