Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Happy Independence Day everybody!

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How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4th Jokes More 4th Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!

What do they do for the 4th of July in England?

Sulk.

Freedom Ring Jokes More Freedom Ring Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!