Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

Whats Paul Walker's favorite TV show?

The Walking Dead.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.