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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Who's There?

Interrupting the whos there) Penny!

Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school?

I don't know, I just fly drones.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!