Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What is the difference between Digg and Reddit?

People can Voat.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Whos there" Allah Allah who?

Allahwho akbar

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.