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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a racist and a liberal?

Gullibility

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Whats green and flys through the air?

Super Pickle

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!