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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until Christmas.

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.