Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

Newer magazines

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

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Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!