Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.

Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Smoking Weed Jokes More Smoking Weed Jokes

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Where is your wife?

In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.