Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.

Betray Jokes More Betray Jokes

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

How can I face the problem?

When my problem is my face!

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Whats the difference between men and women when watching video?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.

What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.