Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

Russian

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

Microphone Jokes More Microphone Jokes

How do small people call each other?

On microphones.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.