Treason Jokes

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

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What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.