Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.
I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.
His mom is Thai and his dad is.......
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Bro sure!
Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
Because 7 8 9 A.
A short one with no punchline
Punchline
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.