What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

How does a one liner hurt its readers?

With its punchline

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Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.