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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did the Scotsman sell drugs?

He had to get plaid.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Cyclist Jokes More Cyclist Jokes

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.