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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A blonde serves more people in a night.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park?

They were at a Tucker family reunion.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W