Prom night.
Where is my tractor?
With a John Deere letter.
To the moovies.
Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
A humburger!
Night manager at McDonalds.
What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
To get to the other slide...
A receding hairline.
It was Bin-Laden
They go Bar Hopping!...
They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
A Tourist!