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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

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Tractor Jokes More Tractor Jokes

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Mcdonald Jokes More Mcdonald Jokes

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why are so many Koreans named Park?

Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What do you call a long bike ride with a bunch of cheap wine?

Le Tour de Franzia

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Wisconsin Jokes More Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W